Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.

That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017

mouse meal

Having a little snack or meal all by yourself

I sat in the corner and had a little mouse meal earlier

by Scooter!1!1 October 6, 2022

Sweaty Mouse

The grease getter

That boy is the sweaty mouse.

by Big Ocho February 11, 2025

flush the mouse

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.

by xSD-305x March 27, 2024

Cheddar mouse

Someone who is like Jillian Flood

JILLIAN IS A CHEDDAR MOUSE

by jwdriscoll October 28, 2021

Flushed the mouse

Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.

by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

mouse ear

a term used in prison used to describe a Kotex used for " that time of the month "

female inmate: I need a mouse ear cause its that time

by Blackhart_inc January 5, 2017