Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. Laurens is a very special cookie.
They can always calm you down when no one else is able to do so and give you just what you need at the moment.
They listen to your problems and even if they can't express their feelings like others do, they always find the right thing to say.
Their humor is like a brick - it hits you. Hard. And just as hard as the way it hits you, you hit the ground, because you're falling for them.
They're loveable and kind and offer the best hugs. The ones where you feel comfortable, small and safe like nothing bad can ever happen again.
Laurens' are guardians <3
(Also there's no one better in bed but don't tell them, cause then they act like they're a God!)
They can always calm you down when no one else is able to do so and give you just what you need at the moment.
They listen to your problems and even if they can't express their feelings like others do, they always find the right thing to say.
Their humor is like a brick - it hits you. Hard. And just as hard as the way it hits you, you hit the ground, because you're falling for them.
They're loveable and kind and offer the best hugs. The ones where you feel comfortable, small and safe like nothing bad can ever happen again.
Laurens' are guardians <3
(Also there's no one better in bed but don't tell them, cause then they act like they're a God!)
by _Pandaki_ November 22, 2021
Get the Laurensmug. The best guy you'll ever meet, takes responseability, is smart, is NOT a retard at all, the lust object of his female teachers.
by Diggatheballen September 23, 2018
Get the Laurensmug. 
Since da former Mrs. Humphrey Bogart was such a strong proponent of women's rights, said famous Liberal-Party actress might have had to do some major 'weeding of da ranks" --- or at least instigate a robustly-potent gender-fairness-training program --- if she'd assumed a "local Lauren forcement" role, since not all of da deputies under her control might have been similarly equality-minded.
by QuacksO March 17, 2024
Get the local Lauren forcementmug. A girl who wants to be the best she can be and won't let you hold her back. You might not realize at first but she's enchanting in her personality and looks. Once you get to know her she is not shy at all and will blurt out anything on her mind appropriate or not. She loves animals and animals love her. She goes with the flow but if she doesn't agree she won't . If she doesn't like you , you'll know. She has a fairly large behind as well!
by Boo02 June 23, 2017
Get the lauren renee valdezmug. by PeterDamionDanielsDonnelly June 22, 2023
Get the Lauren Bauermug.