Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..

Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey

by Staklar September 22, 2020

jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.

I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.

by billsmashole June 3, 2011

Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

jizz cup

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys

i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.

by james thurmus July 11, 2003

jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.

jizz and tonic

by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

T Jizz

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.

Hey T Jizz!! What's up?

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

Jizz Wizard

Where Harry Potter is the master of jizzing

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*

by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016