A Google Foul occurs when someone, during the course of an email exchange (or other, non-live conversation), takes a time out to Google something and then re-enters the conversation as an expert on the topic, pretending they knew the info all along.
Dad: Hey son, whatcha' listening to?
Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"
(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...
Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."
Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"
Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"
(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...
Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."
Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"
Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
by G-othermal February 10, 2012
a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
by kotekzot May 27, 2007
This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.
This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.
Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.
Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?
by bored person on urban dictiona September 27, 2020
Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"
by L0af-0f-Bread December 02, 2019
These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.
by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023
"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd April 22, 2012