Your mom

What I did last night.

Person: What have you done last night ?
Me: Your mom.

by Banco_ May 9, 2022

your mom

Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.

“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”

by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020

your mom

please stfu you stupid nigger

"your mom is hot I find her attractive my dear nigga"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM

by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019

Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

your mom

Something that I did last night and she tasted very good

I did your mom yesterday we cummed together

by _crxppyZ- April 25, 2022

Your Mom

your mom is my mom

your mom means that it's my mom

by miniyyhers August 14, 2022