I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
They Are Men Who Are Trust Worthy But Are Very Sly And Undereath Hoes. They're sexy asf but deadly.
For example:
Benard
Cadell
Malachi
Serryon
Brandon
Kylon
For example:
Benard
Cadell
Malachi
Serryon
Brandon
Kylon
All la brea men are hoes
by Jackandphill January 23, 2023
On February 14th, ONLY FOR MEN, fuck them bitches, men will have get themselves chocolate and flowers.
by lmao222 February 18, 2022
by Emma_likesurbandictionary.com July 20, 2021
You: Why the hell did you spoil "Of Mice and Men"?
Me: you looked it up, what did you expect dumbass, no spoilers?
Me: you looked it up, what did you expect dumbass, no spoilers?
by I absolutely, do not care December 24, 2024
The nicest men you will ever meet. Loves talking with females named Mia that has a big ol monster booty. They hide their emotions because they are scared about how other people will judge them if they let them out. Dam Mia's ass is fat ong.
by JustNixed September 10, 2022
Having young and (Olympics) inexperienced teams hasn't stopped the women's track, the swimmers, gymnasts, or the numerous other sports, so why should the Men's track team let it stop them from reaching their dream? They don't owe it to anybody else, but as hard as they worked, they might as well take a gold home before they leave Tokyo, not that they have to. If there's a job you really want to get done, you feel better if you get it done than waiting for it to happen in a few years. If you tell yourself you'll be ready in a few years, you most likely will, but you will also not be ready for something great that could happen to you now.
by The Original Agahnim August 06, 2021