bird watcher

A man who claims to be straight but everyone knows he sleeps with men.

He's a bird watcher, he's seen a cock or two before.

by Nico xo! February 15, 2008

now watch this drive

What to say after, or sometimes before, you pwn someone or make a point.

1. You're not only a vapid, lying hypocrite, but you hate everyone who has anything resembling a conscience. You sir, DESERVE to be a moron. Now watch this drive.

2. (On an FPS server)

BlackHawkDown: Now watch this drive.

*Naruto has been fragged by BlackHawkDown*
*Johnson got served by BlackHawkDown*
*Screamer43 is now BlackHawkDown's biatch*

by Shiro July 7, 2004

Neighborhood Watch

Neighbors watching you, your house, your kids, your yard... Usually for the benefit of keeping away burglars or "bad guys" from the neighborhood. However in the Rockies can be used to keep neighbors safe from wildlife...

Neighborhood Watch"... phone call to neighbor ... "Hey neighbor, there is a bear on your Deck right now... don't go outside... My husband is throwing firecrackers at him.... Be careful.

by jnsland June 27, 2010

Albanian pocket watch

A seamen filled comdom left in the pocket of an unsuspecting friend or bad lover.

Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.

by billbobigbaggins July 27, 2014

Watchstuy

An organization dedicated to preserving the traditions and standards of Stuyvesant High School and combating encrouching progressivism.

We should have a watchstuy in our school, too bad it's not Stuy, too bad it sucks so much! No wonder we're infested by liberals.

by Miraploy March 3, 2008

Binge Watching

When your life has no meaning so you watch a fuckload of tv or Netflix or Hulu. You normally watch a crazy amount in a depressingly short amount of time.

Person A: Hey wanna hookup with my friend tonight?
Person B: Na I'm gonna be busy binge watching H2O Just Add Water
Person A: Fucking loser

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

pussy watch man

Also known in Miami as "P Dub". Usually refering to that particular individual at the club that spends all night hoping a female will approach him, because he lacks the balls to approach his own sister. Generally an expert in the art of posing, usually against the bar.

Man! Stop being a "P Dub". If you like that female, just go talk to her

by Dominikan April 29, 2003