A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM
by SPANKER WANKER April 25, 2018
An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.
by thenameisname June 19, 2020
The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.
I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!
by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020
by senorgibbi November 19, 2024
The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024
A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.
"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"
by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 02, 2019
Person A “So how’d the date go?”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024