Wang-Heiserred

to be viciously smashed into the cranium with a brick, cinder block or any rectangular stone objects due to failure to complete illegal drug transaction and/or to attempt and fail to rip off a drug dealer using Macdonald's coupons.

"Oh shit yo, did you here? Chandler got his ass Wang-Heiserred last night."

by Cock McBalls July 20, 2008

unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 1, 2017

wang

wang: cock, schlong, whatever you call it

what a long wang jason has!

by elitistsociety August 31, 2021

Wang chung

When someone indecisive annoys someone trying to make plans.

"Where's Mike?"

"No idea, Isabelle is wang chung"

by abgeschiedene October 27, 2021

Wang

The adjective to like Rainbows, Unicorns, Butterflies, and Flowers (Usually stoned or basically out of it when you would say this)

Dude, I am having a wang moment

by Dudecouldbehere August 21, 2010

Wang Jangler

One who jangles their wang

Man get out of the bathroom quit jangling your wang you wang jangler

by The wang jangler May 23, 2022

All hang, No wang

To be a male with a large flacid penis that does not grow upon erecting.

“I heard Joe Shipley has a big dick”, “Nah man hes ‘all hang, no wang’.

by Therealfbi September 17, 2018