Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 17, 2010

Watch your mouth

be careful about what you say.

"I know you're upset, but please watch your mouth. There are children present."

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

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stick bugged

A friend of mine sent me this link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7oUOUEEi4
I won't forgive him after this.

by guy on urbandictionary September 12, 2021

Window-watching

When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.

My brother is an expert in window-watching

by ChibiFoxo July 27, 2024

Watching the squids fly

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.

"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."

by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023

Watch

Thing that shows time but has now lost it's use because of a worldwide competitor named smartphone. It's now worn only for show off.

She: Hey, look I have bought a new watch!
He: So, will you use it to track time or what?

by Chuchu's chuchu November 24, 2021