Urban Addictionary

An obbsesion with searching random stuff on urban dictionary and see what pops up.
Dude, he just found out about purple waffcake. I think he has an urban addictionary
by Define_Awesome August 31, 2015
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Urban wildlife

Animals--rats, cats, coyotes, etc--seen from afar on streets and sidewalks or stuck in trees, which, when approached, turn out to actually just be trash blowing in the breeze.
I saw some scary urban wildlife in a bush last night. I was pretty freaked out until I realized it was just a plastic bag.
by eyehustlin May 14, 2014
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Urban Jousting

4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.
Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!
by Pickle Toppers November 04, 2014
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urban ornaments

Using trash to decorate the "hood" as if it were Christmas ornaments.
1. When my sneakers were worn out I threw them over the telephone lines with the rest of the urban ornaments.

2. Moms used my idea of takin my old tires and makin urban ornament flower pots.
by muffinman514 April 28, 2009
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Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.
They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.
by tirtle June 18, 2018
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urban dic

A misspell of the word urban dictionary for lazy people, who realize they made a big mistake when they think about
it .
- I was on the urban dic the other day
+Dude...
-shit...
by Hoooooooooooooooooman October 23, 2022
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