Uncle's House

A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.

Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.

by Guys in the Know July 16, 2020

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

by Urban alien March 9, 2021

Uncanny

Something that is to fake to be real and/or something that is to real too be fake. Something could look human and sound human but walk around like a 1920’s cartoon

Person: The people in the GrubHub Ad are human, but move like cartoons. That shit is so uncanny!

by Snowingalmond February 2, 2021

Uncle Abdo Boots

Basically Cuban heels in boot form

Nice Uncle Abdo boots!

by Calgarian Fred February 3, 2021

Uncultured Swine

A person who has never watched The Godfather.

Person 1: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s from The Godfather you UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!

by jacobjohn55 June 27, 2021

Uncomphy

For situations that are so awkward that uncomfy isn't good enough to describe it.

I'm getting very uncomphy thinking about it.

by ThatguyN0x June 30, 2021

Uncle Buxx

Uncle Buxx is a term used for a type of funding from a rich uncle. Typical this word is used towards a spoiled person with no job or prospects mooches off of their rich uncle's money

sangfroid: Yo legoat, how many uncle buxxs did you use in order to take Wei to dinner?
Legoat: Shut up stupid! This is my own money.

by DDwei July 15, 2021