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Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2022
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Twitter Users

Arrogant; Insecure; Racist; Mentally ill; Egotistical; Hypocritical. Think of the worst person you know, pretty good chance they spend most of the day on Twitter acting like a prick to anyone who don’t agree with them while they continue to rot in their bed or chair.
Person 1 : “Hey dude wanna go out today?”
Person 2 : “yea sure just don’t invite Person 3, every time we hang out he constantly takes pictures of people and makes fun of them”

Person 3 : “dude he’s a twitter user what do you expect? He’s gonna die alone like most twitter users anyways”.
by Inabakumori fan ^_^ March 14, 2024
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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter
"That's my twitter!"
by pooster2 December 9, 2012
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rich people twitter

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.
by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022
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twitter

1: whats twitter?
2: have you been living under a rock your entire life
by idontknowyouiwillrickrollyou January 2, 2023
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Twitter fever

When someone is always checking their tweeter for new tweets, trends. Basically someone who's addicted to twitter.
"sometimes? more like most times cause when a movie comes out and if it's trending, I always check the tweets 🥲 Issa habit"

"it's the twitter fever I guess 🤷🏾"
by uncledarkness December 22, 2021
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