bung turkey

someone who utters useless bullshit; skwaks out of their ass

Did you hear what Courtney said? She's such a bung turkey!

by Joshman515 January 31, 2008

Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.

Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!

by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009

Jive Turkey

a term black people used for white people in the 70s

Black Dynamite thinks Kyle is a jive turkey.

by THe better of the jet pair March 10, 2011

turkey drop

An act of charity on the comedy show WKRP in Cinncinati when they drop turkey's on the poor people of the city

Come on out and watch us help some people in the first annual turkey drop.

by mclanea December 28, 2005

turkey

1. An appallingly bad film, game, tv programme or other form of entertainment.
2. A person ignorant of the latest coolness.
3. An affectionate insult to use on family, friends and anyone you wish to baffle.
4. A rather amusing animal.
5. A country which is altogether too fond of knives.

1. 'Deep Impact' should have been a straight-to-video turkey.
2. You jive turkey!
3. Haha mom you're such a complete and utter turkey!
4. Turkey: Gobble Gobble
5. People from Turkey occasionally like to stab English football supporters.

by me old fruity June 11, 2006

Turkey Twizzler

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.

"My head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me"

"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

hand turkey

the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.

"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!"

by John Diack January 9, 2008