Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008

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Turtle infatuation

To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.

johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation

by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009

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Related Words

Trtle • turtle • turtle head • turtle necking • turtled • turtle shells • turtle dick • turtledove • turtle fuck • turtle time

Tetley tea

1. A worldwide known brand of Tea.

2. Slang for;; ecstacy

e.g. Ecssstaccyyy , Tetleyy Teaaa

by Riverra July 23, 2005

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Turtle Chokers

Another name for a turtle neck shirt

"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"

by xsisblue January 29, 2009

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Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles

Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!

by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010

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Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.

Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says

by usage of time management April 23, 2011

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