Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A Religious shuffle created by the urban legends "Bahaatoeima" back in 1600 B.C. representing their love for their king.

"Oh master how much i love you! -intensely does the bahaatoeima shuffle-"

by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 21, 2023

Buck Shuffle

The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.

“Calm down girl, we still gonna buck shuffle when we get there”

by Husky Johnson Beaver Retriever May 9, 2023

Sherlock Shuffle

In PUBG when you have a downed teammate and you run over to him and take a health kit while your teammate dies.

I was down by the tree and you Sherlock shuffled and we all died.

by KillaDubb YA July 5, 2019

Sunshine Sue Shuffle

Being up earlier and being more productive than is necessary.

The sunshine Sue shuffle started early today! The table was set by sun up!

by BigPaulyP January 7, 2022

Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.

John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023