tim

give the kids back

fuck you tim u have smol cock

by brokenbitch777 April 14, 2020

Tim slap

When a man catches you off guard and slaps you in the side of the face with his erect penis.

That boy Tim slapped me last night hoping I’d indulge him with a blow job.

by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024

tim bud

Someone who struggles with day to day activity. Easy, every day things become harder for them. Usually in situations of low social importance or context, a tim bud will fail at the most minor of tasks.

Rick: Hey Randy, can you preheat the oven to 425?
Randy: Should I use a big or little pan?
Rick: I said preheat the oven ya Tim bud.

by Sambschmidty November 14, 2015

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018

Tim

A great man. One who helps everyone he knows. Has a bit of a temper sometimes. He can make you smile when you are ready to cry. He becomes your best friend and lover. He becomes your everything. He becomes your world. A hard man to read when it comes to feelings. When his woman messes up and lies to him about something so stupid. He understands she messed up. He knows she realizes that she almost completely lost him completely. But because he really truely loves her he stays. And he know she really truly loves him and would never make that mistake again. Shes in love with him .Her mistakes made him question everything she says. Which is understandable. He's got to be more positive and not so negative. She can't change the past and know/realizes she could of lost him completely. She knows she did some. She wants nothing other than a life with him. He's the greatest, sexiest, loving, caring and forgiving man I've ever known. Would not know what to do without him other than fall completely apart. The man of my dreams who became reality.

Tim is the one man I would be lost without him in my life.

by LilBit23 October 18, 2022

Tim

There are some who call him Tim.

Hi Tim.

by Foopy Shithead the High Sharqu December 3, 2022

Tim

Sexy, der coolste, der beste, einzigartig ,frauenheld,

Tim ist die somit geilsten Person die es gibt. Er ist liebevoll, extrem cool, übertrieben sexy und einzigartig.
Er muss geliebt werden und wer dies nicht tut macht den geößten fehler.
An alle Sexy Frauen wenn ihr glücklich seien wollt sucht euch einen Tim

by Timmydurado January 4, 2017