mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 23, 2020

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jordan gamage

a dumb black coon

that's jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023

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Cody Jordan

A chill dude.

"How is Cody Jordan that cool"? asked Delwin.

by SpankMeeDaddi December 3, 2019

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Jordan Mcdorman

a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock

omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to

by Carter Schar April 4, 2019

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Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

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