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Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke
I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand
by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025
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go beer stand

Now that we are using the new software suite I want to go beer stand with it
by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020
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Stand Up

When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.
Cassie needs to stand up. Ain’t no way I’d ruin my life for Nate Jacobs.
by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022
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One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011
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Stand

A stand is when you awaken some shitty creature
is this my stand....

It is actually shit i wanted the world not silver chariot
FUCK
by inflow December 11, 2021
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Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"
by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019
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stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat
Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
by antinon October 31, 2023
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