When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke
I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand
by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025

by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020

When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.
by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

by inflow December 11, 2021

by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
by antinon October 31, 2023
