Riding the Coroni Pony

Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona

After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.

by Beardo_357 December 2, 2020

Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.

“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Celtic Pony

A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.

No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!

by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010

Riding the pink pony

The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).

I can’t go out tonight. I’m riding the pink pony, so I’m binging the Good Place again.

by Lawjick October 11, 2022

pony tic

A pony tail that's barely there. A very short pony tail.

Oh wow, she has a pony tic. It's squeezing the mess out of her brains!

by Klass Klown June 6, 2016

pony

a pony

i love ponies
a pony is a midget horse

by I HATE MIKAHEL February 10, 2024

built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023