Matthew

Someone who is always by your side no matter what, very nice and always tells you the truth

Girl 1: look over there he’s being really nice

Girl 2: he looks like a Matthew

Girl 1: he needs to be my friend

ect...

by thotgirl2001 March 1, 2019

matthew

that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass

stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP

by decegggrs May 2, 2019

matthews dick

Very Small

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.

Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!

by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018

matthew huff

Popular with all of his brothers female friends, as he attempts to have sexual affairs with them. He gets on Facebook to look for his next "affair". He wants to have sexual encounters with all of his girlfriends friends.. Matthew huff gets upset and holds a grudge when you don't let him get his way. He doesn't understand.

"Why doesn't my brother want to hang out with you? I will hang out with you.".. I like you. He is doing a Matthew huff .

by MsMatthewHuff December 3, 2021

matthew furman

A little bitch head that thinks he is superior to the rest however his 3inch pp doesn’t say the same. He has a kind nature however he sometimes lets drugs and alcohol take over and change who he is. He is unsure how to keep a relationship and usually allows feelings for others to get in the way. We don’t like Matthews like this Matthew.

We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.

To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!

“Hi Matthew Furman. I like you”

“Sorry that can’t happen in drowning in hoes and bitches”

by The lil boy 7 July 9, 2020

Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.

That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.

by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022