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Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
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Jim in

Someone who joins in on a conversation. That they aren’t involved in
Someone Jim in to feel part of the conversation
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jim-jam boobaloo

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020
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Jim Beaner

When you pour Jim Bean onto a man’s penis and then give him a foot job.
We got so drunk last night that I think Darren gave Denny a Jim Beaner.
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Jim

Jim is a shitslafe. Shitslafe means ‘poepslaaf’ in Dutch. That’s a reference to Jeroen van elswijk, the original creator of the word ‘poepslaaf’.
by Ppppooooqqqq November 22, 2021
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Jim Harbaugh

Head coach of the Michigan Wolverines, and the 2023 College Football National Champion. Outright.
After so many years of Michigan football agony, Jim Harbaugh finally led Michigan to their first national title since 1997.
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Slim Jim

Slang for "penis"
Dang, that guy has a really big Slim Jim.
by RaubSucks December 7, 2021
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