Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
Get the Jim Spratt's Diseasemug. by jack grimmer October 28, 2019
Get the Jim inmug. Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.
Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"
Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020
Get the jim-jam boobaloomug. by dothestance September 6, 2023
Get the Jim Beanermug. Jim is a shitslafe. Shitslafe means ‘poepslaaf’ in Dutch. That’s a reference to Jeroen van elswijk, the original creator of the word ‘poepslaaf’.
by Ppppooooqqqq November 22, 2021
Get the Jimmug. After so many years of Michigan football agony, Jim Harbaugh finally led Michigan to their first national title since 1997.
by UIDR2 June 13, 2024
Get the Jim Harbaughmug. by RaubSucks December 7, 2021
Get the Slim Jimmug.