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Open Door Policy

An example of corporate double speak.

A "policy" in a corporation that purports to invite open communications with middle management by stating their door is always open as a matter of policy. However, it's just human resources bullshit, as such feedback is almost universally NOT desired by the managers, 90% of whom will see such interruptions as wasting time.

Because it is not really a policy, it's a statement that is designed to lull employees into the womb of contentment while not actually accomplishing anything.

See also closed door policy.
"Man, our benefits package this year really blows! I wish I could tell management."
"Hey, doesn't your department have an Open Door Policy?"
"Are you kidding? They just say that because it sounds friendly. If I bitched to my manager about this, I'd be shown the door."
by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
mugGet the Open Door Policymug.

Shut the front door

Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc
Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!
by kj17 July 7, 2012
mugGet the Shut the front doormug.

Cake-And-Door Party

A reception/small party, (often involving cake or some form of refreshments), held when a person hated by everyone in the workplace is either resigning, or being "let go." Everyone's more than happy to "give them cake, and show them the door."
Shane (upon seeing the refreshments laid out): Ooh, is it someone's birthday?
Clive: No, haven't you heard? Mary just got a higher-paying position with another firm!
Shane: Awesome! Time to give that bitch a cake-and-door party!
by Dexcab February 1, 2010
mugGet the Cake-And-Door Partymug.

Bomb Doors open

When a poo has begun to fight it's way out.
I sighed with relief when my bomb doors opened
by JayNW December 9, 2008
mugGet the Bomb Doors openmug.

its a door!

One of the many quotes written in Corey's notebook by Laxi.
Hey whats that?
ITS A DOOR!!!
by Laxitives November 10, 2008
mugGet the its a door!mug.

three doors down

This is one heck of a rock band here! Brad Arnold is one of the best music writers ever in my oppinion. Their music is abolutely great!
If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?

When Im gone
by rwm December 15, 2004
mugGet the three doors downmug.

Back door pass

You give your partner the green light to give you anal sex
Dude 1, did you see that hot girl in history class
Dude 2, ya we hook hooked up last and she gave me a back door pass
Dude1, your 1 lucky guy
by Shakell April 23, 2021
mugGet the Back door passmug.

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