bites the dog

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)

A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"

by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022

Nerve Bite

A sudden and sharp sting traveling through parts of your body

I just had a nerve bite travel from the arch of my foot up to my ribs

by Big Gig May 26, 2019

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

sheep biting

Your mom

That sheep biting bitch, dude that’s your mom.

by JustStopTryingTo@mE January 10, 2019

biting my balls

used as an synonym for getting peer pressured or convinced into something, explaining how you were persuaded into something.

“mate when did you get a dog”
“bro i didn’t want it but my missus was biting my balls about it”

by penguinqueen48 May 26, 2025

Bark Bite

The act of a dog barking and a human then inserts their hand into the dogs said mouth. The dog while barking is now biting the humans hand.

Our neighbor suffered bark bite while playing with our dog who was barking at them. She put her hand in our dogs mouth while he was barking which caused a bite. She suffered from bark bite.

by El President-a March 21, 2021

Flea Bites

Really bad acne

She needs some face wipes for her flea bites.

by faithie822 February 20, 2017