Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
Get the Phone Chairmug. by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
Get the Bárány chairmug. Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
Get the Jared on the Chairedmug. The chair emoji (🪑) is just a substitute for the laughing emoji (😂). It has no deeper meaning.
The trend originated from a now-deleted tiktok that said "if you're seeing this, you're a part of an inside joke. From now on, let's all just start using this:🪑 instead of this: 😂 when something is funny."
The trend originated from a now-deleted tiktok that said "if you're seeing this, you're a part of an inside joke. From now on, let's all just start using this:🪑 instead of this: 😂 when something is funny."
"LMAOO 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
description: "LMAOO (chair emoji) (chair emoji) (chair emoji)"
-Translation-
"LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂"
description: "LMAOO (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji)"
description: "LMAOO (chair emoji) (chair emoji) (chair emoji)"
-Translation-
"LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂"
description: "LMAOO (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji)"
by danboy28 September 14, 2021
Get the chair emojimug. A game associated with drinking where an individual is spun around on a bar stool while attempting to drink.
by Ernie Smith June 10, 2008
Get the chair of deathmug. 
The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
Get the The Chair Standardmug.