Someone who thinks he/she is so cool, when really they are just a pathetic loser who thinks if he asks out every girl (or guy) in the school that someone has to say "yes". He thinks way to much of himself. Also, treats his girlfriends/boyfriends like pieces of trash. No one respects him except for his homies and groupies, and if he is walking around he HAS to be holding his "balls" otherwise he does not feel like himself.
Also see wannabe, Wangster, and douchebag
Also see wannabe, Wangster, and douchebag
Wow, look at that guy over there! He listens to the "Worst" music. Did he just ask out ANOTHER girl? He is such a Tanner!
Also see wannabe and Wangster
Also see wannabe and Wangster
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A terrible school and they are very overrated and liked by uncircumcised people that’s names are Gaston
university of Tennessee is a very bad sports college and is filled with uncircumcised people, they Rome the halls
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Get the Tanner mug.A seriously bad ass state. The people here are fucking hot, and the only rednecks live in Memphis, which everyone avoids anyway. If you hate on it you've probably never even been here before, or you're a whiny, sexually confused, and *completely* misunderstood 16-year-old that wants to be a painter when you grow up. This state is infinitely better than every other southern state, and is also the birthplace of Arnold Swarzeniggerface, Quentin Tarantino, Johnny Cash, and Elvis Presley, among many others. A metric shit ton of awesome bands have come from here and most of them are probably better than 95% of the other musicians out there right now.
Some unfunny nigger on this generally unfunny website called Urban Dictionary claiming to be from Tennessee made a list exploiting his or her homosexuality under the disguise of a list about things to know if you're going to Tennessee. Please note that everything about said list is similar to, if not completely engulfed in, the substance that exits a bull's colon and then proceeds to flow from its anus.
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Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
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he would make a great famous person because he likes to get with girls and have one timers.
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he would make a great famous person because he likes to get with girls and have one timers.
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