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taking ass

the pleasure of fornicating with ones asshole, whether welcome or unwelcome.
dude, im totally down with taking ass right now
by stiggle piss 45 July 20, 2017
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Tanking

A team that performs bad on purpose. Usually (if major sports team) play bad to get better picks in the draft.
The 2017-18 Memphis Grizzlies are tanking.
by DeAmazing DeRozan May 14, 2018
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butt-talking

The act of beginning a conversational tangent on a topic you are familiar and knowledgable of, but then drifting off into areas of knowledge that the speaker "doesn't know is true for sure but preety sure it is".

When this happens, someone listening to said tangent may make the statement "now you're just butt-talkin." This act is usually followed by a small piece of Humble Pie served to the speaker and a belly laugh by everyone involved. Followed by another bong hit.
"Ya know, the human brain gets rid of weak and sick brain cells all the time"

"Really? Wow I didnt' know that."

"Yeah, and it's also known that alcohol preys on the weaker and sicker cells in your brain"

"Hrmm, interesting..."

"So, it's only common sense that when I start drinking I always feel smarter!"

"Well, now you're just butt-talkin!"
by Joonyer September 2, 2004
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myspace talking

When the guy you're "sort-of" dating starts hitting on girls via myspace, even when they're out of state.
Man that guy is such a tool. He's myspace talking with that hoe from Minnesota even though he's got a girl in Houston.
by WWLD December 14, 2008
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Pillow talking

Pillow talking can mean snitching or talking behind someone’s back or someone talking behind your back
That dude right there he was pillow talking about the homie now he’s in prison serving 10 years
by Utomosignis January 14, 2020
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i'm just talking out my ass

When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"
Joe:

Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.

Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?

Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass
by Jose Boro February 2, 2017
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taking the mickey

To minimize someone by ridicule, mockery or derision, especially if the clueless subject does not realize he or she is the target of ridicule. British in origin and similar to "taking the piss" out of someone.
Dick: (with mock sincerity and theatrical enthusiasm) Dang it, George! You like totally RULE, dude! I can’t decide if you are like, a great president…or like, THE greatest president!

George: (with feigned modesty) Shucks, Dick…t’aint no big thang!

Laura: (to George) CLEARLY, you are as dumb as a box of hammers and I would like to kick you as far as I could kick a lemon meringue pie…as usual…Dick is TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF YOU!

Tony: ‘Fraid not, Dodo-brain girl! George IS the greatest (and cutest president) EVER! Boys rock!

Laura: (exasperated, to Tony) Shut your festering gangrenous pie hole, you putrid tool! Crawl back into the Masterpiece Theatere “Veal Crate” you crawled out of, boneless-boy.

George: (to Tony) Yo, Tony!!! Who’s Mickey?
by Cinnabone Hilton September 28, 2006
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