When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

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while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.
by krappykrieger October 16, 2010
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Long tail

A LONG TAIL is a definition for rat commonly used on the Isle of Man. This phrase can be used as an insult to someone who is acting “ratty
Oh Joe bloggs. He’s a long tail
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Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.
John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.
by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022
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Lion's Tail

When you leave a little bit of shit on the rear of the toilet seat after you get up.
Damn. I just took a shit and left a lion's tail in the restroom. Oh well!
by MdstandsforMYDICK May 29, 2024
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Clown Tail

When you fart and laugh as you pass a group of passerby’s
He clown tailed me with a grin
by BigMr.Pick October 10, 2018
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lizard tail

another word for clit dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick
"Yo you bang that chick last night?"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"
by umuna February 16, 2016
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Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.
I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...
by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022
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