Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.
Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd
by Craigsfat May 09, 2021
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Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?
by Dankmemes August 15, 2016
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turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall
look at that turd streaking guy.
by woodster4life March 12, 2009
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vapor turd

A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.

Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.
by ashmashedpotatoes December 01, 2013
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turd curler

An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.
“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”
by Revco3 February 21, 2019
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Turd Knacker

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".
Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.
by xannixon September 09, 2010
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Turd lake

A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.
Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake
by Bobdidit December 05, 2018
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