80 pound cake

Small, around 80 pounds, see pound cake definition for more…

“Danna, you are a nice lil 80 pound cake!”

by Tupi003 December 19, 2023

98 pound weakling

Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.

Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.

Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.

See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.

by Gigi VT May 2, 2019

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Neopets Pound Chat

A Cesspool of Lies, Thievery and Hypocrisy, Where people go to feel superior to others

Did you hear about the Insanity Happening in America rn?

Yeah man its Peak Neopets Pound Chat vibes

by Buizelar March 19, 2021

60 Volt Pounding

the act of using a 60v sawzall with the dildo attachment to pound out your butthole, only done by yellow 60v power tool fans fans for personal satisfaction

can also be used as "60 Volt Pounded" for past tense

scenario 1:the other morning after getting off from a very long 13.72 hour nightshift, i proceeded to climb in my tempurpedic mattress with adjustable box spring. After setting the mattress to position 2 (the best for 60 Volt pundings), i then 60 Volt pounded myself for the next hour until the battery died. those new 60v batteries really push the extra power needed for a good 60 Volt pounding!!

scenario 2: I 60 Volt pounded myself last night with the new larger attachment and the oscillating option. WOW, what a sensational rush

scenario 3: Vinny, why dont you sit down dor a moment?...na im good brah Because my ass is destroyed from when i 60 Volt pounded myself last night

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by pump crew nightshift 19CIA February 14, 2019