Pole Roach

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.

"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"

by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012

No-pole-an

When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.

Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020

dirty pole smoker

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015

pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit

shut up you stinky pole hugger

by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022

Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025