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Googling Facebook

This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.

This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.

Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
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google-watch.org

a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
dork: hey guys, what if google is evil?!?!?!?
person: get back to google-watch.org you stupid dork.
by kotekzot June 15, 2007
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According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd September 23, 2012
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Google Spell

The exact combination of search terms that will "magically" return the web page you were looking for.
"How'd you find that? I was searching on similar, but different terms!"
"You got to have the right Google Spell to make the magic happen."
by cojsl September 22, 2011
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Google Translate

Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"
by L0af-0f-Bread December 1, 2019
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Fuck Google

These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.
by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023
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Google translate

Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.
Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?
by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020
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