Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

bonus ducks

Bonus ducks are the item that is dropped it the game of team fortress 2 when you have the "duck journal" equipt. Merasmus will yell "Bonus ducks!" and dead people will drop ducks

Merasmus gave me bonus ducks

by Times new ramen April 26, 2017

Duck butt

The kind of puckering of one's own asshole in extreme situations where it is so clenched, it becomes water tight, like a duck's butt.

"The registration in this car has been out for 3 months. Every time I pass a cop, I duck butt."

by OhSoMoist December 8, 2017

Shitty duck

The act off pooping in the bathtub

Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop

by Apstrak September 18, 2016

Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

by P_Titty October 5, 2021

Moon Ducks

Something that was once said, in an XD random fashion, circa pre-2012 rawr emo myspace era internet communities.

"Moon ducks XD"

by EvanUwU July 8, 2021

He-Duck

A person who thinks they are strong, but they secretly know they are not. However they still want recognition for their accomplishment that required little to no effort.

Kid: Hey Dad, I just lifted a bunch of small branched into the back of the truck.

Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!

by E Magic July 10, 2012