Tacomuffin

A type of purple and red parrot. Can be found in Finland. It plays in the snow with it's taco shaped beak. It's defining features are it's taco shaped beak and it's muffin shaped eyes. It is a diurnal hunter but only comes out late in the day before it gets dark. They can often be found right before dusk and sometimes at sun set hunting

A Tacomuffin was digging for it's prey in the snow. A Tacomuffin was seen flying over the field. Tacomuffins were seen hunting in the field at sunset.

by Elektron May 18, 2010

Taco-dilemma

The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.

Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.

guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.

guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.

by AluXeZ December 20, 2010

Taco Bell Fever

The after effect of eating anything off the Taco Bell menu. Usually is diarrhea followed by pure exhaustion.

Tim: "Do you want to go to Taco Bell for lunch?"

Brian: "No man, I don't fell like getting Taco Bell Fever."

by JohnnyHanns December 31, 2010

Taco Shot

Eating a soft shell taco in one bite

He just finished 6 tacos in 5 minutes! He must be taking taco shots

by Menisaphis March 1, 2011

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011