Swifted

Derived from Kanye West stealing the mic off Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's after she won best female video.

being in the middle of an acceptance speech or something similar and having a someone interrupt you to say someone else was better.

"Kanye totally swifted that chick at the VMA's on sunday"

"yeah what a dick that guy was"

by P-Mo-Slice September 15, 2009

Swift Wind

A post-coital vaginal emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning canal, causing the woman's engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet.

Etymology:
The phenomenon is named after Swift Wind, She-Ra's winged battle-unicorn. The phrase was first cited in an episode in which the She-Ra enjoyed a marathon fingerblasting session with arch villain, Hordak, then rode back to The Whispering Woods on Swift Wind. Upon dismounting, her gowl expelled a massive baritone parp, which smelled strongly of Hordak's rod. "That was totally you!", she cried. Swift Wind subsequently used his human-level intelligence and analytical capabilities to mock She-Ra ironically each time she queefed. eg. "Oh dear, it would seem you've just Swift Winded over my best saddle Princess".

"Would you ever close your vadge. Don't be blastin my new chaise longue with your Swift Wind you dirty bucket"

by Analytical_Capabilities November 22, 2011

Taylor Swift(ing)

The definition of "Taylor Swift(ing)" is when your boyfriend/girlfriend/friend/etc. leave you and you complain and deny all purposes of said leaving, as if you are "Writing a song about it"

Taylor Swift(ing) includes: "Come on, Michael... don't be a Taylor Swift." , "Dude, so when I told her I was going to the party, she totally started to Taylor Swift me." . "My boyfriend is kind of making me upset, because whenever I say I need to go he always starts Taylor Swifting."

by Dimple Pump September 21, 2013

leaning on the switch

a term that means to lean on the drivers arm rest, where the door lock and window switches are, while driving

Catch me rollin' in my drop leaning on the switch

by Young Rad September 12, 2008

swiftly butt shirley

Having anal sex, with a cherry flavored condom (refering to the Shirley Temple drink).

"Me and Lisa did it swiftly butt shirley style last night, and I have to say that put some animal crackers in my soup!"

by Patchey December 16, 2008

Swifting

Swifting 1. v) the act of pwning, without mercy 2. v) to eat

Man when we were swifting those weights everyone couldn't stop staring at us.

I was swifting like an animal at lunch today.

by tempurabatter August 1, 2009

Swiftincts

Swiftincts are Taylor Swift Instincts

My Swiftincts told me that Taylor was on the radio so I turned it on and Shake It Off was playing

by 5 SecondsOfSwift June 29, 2015