speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

speed fishing

An action where an individual goes through several candidates in a single sitting on plenty of fish.

EX:1st person "Gees! You've already messaged 20 people on pof! It's only been five minutes!"

2nd person "Yeah I'm speed fishing."

by Dr. Fate April 16, 2014

speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.

"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"

by Idle Mind May 16, 2014

Speed Bagged

When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg

" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".

by Word_Massa_03 March 12, 2015

speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.

"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"

by blazereid101 August 13, 2016

speedbooster

A speedbooster is a word used to describe the scum within the NBA 2K community that abuse dribble move animations to gain a speed advantage over their opponent. Speedboosters make up the majority of the highest ranked people in the NBA 2k MyPark, for their lack of actual basketball IQ gives them a competitive edge.

"Dam yo we would've won that game if it wasn't for that no IQ speedbooster, fuck!"

by MouldyLearner19 December 5, 2016

speed dater

A speed dater is someone that wastes no time on finding their lifelong partner. All dates are considered for the role. If the person chosen for a date doesn't fit his/her idea of a partner the date will be dumped and speed dater will move to the next worthy contender..

Ashley might speed dater and date a lot of men but she is on a mission to find her a husband. Ashley is not a whore.
Bill says that he will stay single until he meets his wife but will bang any female that wants to apply for the position. No strings attached.

by ManEaters anonymous March 10, 2017