Sun

The sun in which cases burns my eyeballs because the sun is an EXTREMELY DEADLY LASER.

mom: go outside

me: no
mom: why not

me: the sun is a deadly laser

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

The Fucking Sun is Racist

When somebody who has a big ego is racist, you say "The Fucking Sun is Racist"

Goddammit, Donald Trump, The Fucking Sun is Racist.

by TWGuy June 18, 2021

Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.

"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.

by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022

you smell like the sun

This means you smell like sweat to filipinos and indonesians

Ew put some deodorant on, you smell like the sun!

by Inethiu June 5, 2024

Jupiter is the sun

Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star

Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun

by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 15, 2021

Sun

The time I recognize…
Your mind…At this time…
I think I can understand.

Your heart!!!!
I KNOW…
The feelings you speak…
The love you seek…
It sounds like me for my he…

However, I don’t understand “never”

Today may not be the day…
But what if it was tomorrow?
It IS a tomorrow ❤️❤️❤️❤️
And for this I pray for everyday!!!

Love like this…
Is once in a lifetime….
Even if I have to wait until the end of time
For him to be mine!!!!

Just remember you can always sing

A certain song….
Tomorrow

And I will be singing right along….
With you❤️❤️❤️❤️
Always!!!!

Tomorrow WILL come…
For you and her…
And we will finally have our sun!!!

Believing it is hard to do…
Follow your heart
As it knows this love is true!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 20, 2024

Reverse Capri Sun

When you are having anal sex with somebody and urinate inside to regain erection and their body consumes the urine .

Took the local bar maid home and Offered her a Reverse Capri Sun...

by DoggeMan November 15, 2023