by Myrna the mermaid June 6, 2024
Get the Seedless Strawberry mug.by Redlady0218 January 19, 2021
Get the Strawberry shortcake mug.When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.
"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."
by Celenrei June 16, 2024
Get the Testilectro Strawberry Sundae mug.When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
Get the Strawberries and Cream mug.A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.
Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).
Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).
"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".
by Warrior's_Dream June 27, 2019
Get the Strawberry Cramper mug.When a company changes or discards a product ( like Strawberry Oreos or The new pepsi and coke, etc )
by RiceOnRiceViolence May 15, 2018
Get the Strawberry Oreo’d mug.January 11th
On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!
No one gets left behind!
On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!
No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023
Get the National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day mug.