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oraltiz special

the act of having a penis in your mouth while simultaneously tossing his/her salad while he/she defacates onto a goat; a rim/blowjob if you will (extra points for making noises come from the goat)
I thought the goat was gonna die while i was recieving my first oraltiz special.
by Patrick & Mike August 10, 2003
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Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows
I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
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special naptime

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.
"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."
by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023
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The maria special

when your wife shits all over your sexy cock during anal
“whats that smell” “oh honey its just the maria special
by raul navapipi June 2, 2019
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Special ex

It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.
When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.

Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
by Richter Ass November 28, 2019
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"Special" forces

An autistic kid with a gun of any type
Person 1: Yo bro look at that autistic kid, he got a gun bro
Person 2: That some "Special" forces right there
Person 1: This is why nobody likes you, John
by DarthDiabetusTheWide August 4, 2021
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Poundland Special

A series on YouTube created by Stuart Ashen, aka Ashens. In this series he reviews tat from Poundland, 99p Stores and Dollar Stores.
I can’t wait for Ashens to upload the next Poundland Special!’
by RuleBritannia! July 27, 2023
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