Queer Scanal

Queer people doing scat anal

jonre and aleah do Queer Scanal

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Randy Scandi

A term used for Scandinavian women to explain them always wanting and delivering feral, hot and mind-blowing sex. It’s not a secret Scandinavians are known for their beauty, and landing one is know to be one of the worlds greatest achievements.

How did you land a Randy Scandi?!

WHAT?! She’s Scandinavian, dude you have truly won first price!

by TheRandyScandi September 11, 2023

Milf Scanner

People who likes to watch milfs; like there face, breast, butt etc.

"He's not afraid to check out the hot milfs there, he's a total milf scanner".

by Ilovemilfsonly777 October 28, 2023

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

sfc /scannow

the command you use when your computer is screwed

Jeremy: "My computer is so laggy!"
Ian: "Open Command Prompt and type 'sfc /scannow'!"

by Bagelsir November 10, 2025

febler's scandal

sexual harassment of a young sir.

squeezing and/or feeling different parts of a male's anatomy.

The drunk hobo commited febler's scandal.

Jason gave my ass a squeeze, otherwise known as commiting febler's scandal.

by Master Debator May 18, 2006

Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016