When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.
by Fasters December 22, 2021
The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.
by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021
Black Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 07, 2024
Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
A shot of rumplemintz
by conje June 06, 2021
otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 03, 2017