LL Sniffer

Short for Little League Sniffer.

Refers to lonely old men in Flordia who like sniffing little league players. Often they run hot dog trucks as cover.

That old guy with the hot dog truck looks like an LL Sniffer. Keep him away from my son.

by Jackson G in Florida October 10, 2020

cock sniff

someone who is really gay

me_omg kevin is such a cock sniff
you_omg i know he so is gay

by alexaa June 11, 2006

Smiff

A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.

"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."

by Maetrix January 14, 2008

rainbow sniffer

A homosexual cokehead

That raibow sniffer is al hopped up

by ShmeeJ March 25, 2003

Wallet Sniffer

A person who enjoys smelling leather accessories.

Kristi grabbed her new Anthropologie wallet and inhaled deeply. She would never confess to her friends that she was a wallet sniffer, but in the privacy of her home, she enjoyed this indulgence.

by DParker February 23, 2011

P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010

Stiffie

when a guy looks at hot ass girl and gets MF hard...( while picturing her naked with those HUGE tits bouncing up and down)

I'm getting a big stiffie

by Johnny no name April 19, 2003