sartorialsexual

Attracted to style rather than looks.

Mark has a big nose and a small dick, but he wears slim tailored jeans and the perfect work boots. I'm so attracted to him; I think I'm sartorialsexual.

by Rad Redhead April 30, 2014

shart

A little bit of poop in your pants when all you Tried to do is fart.

Me:i just sharted. bob:go wipe then weirdo.

by pseudonym428 November 18, 2014

Shart

A streak of crap in your pants and/or pants

Dang, I just sharted in my pants!

by Adriftech June 4, 2015

shart

Farting when a little bit (or a lot) comes out.

We got kicked out of Red Lobster after grandpa loaded his pamper and sharted all over the wall.

by PistachioPond48 September 18, 2016

Shart rocket

Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.

He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!

by Patliciaisms May 21, 2016

Shart

A shart is when you relax for a fart but accedentily what your pants.

BRUH 👏 I JUST SHARTED

by GreenDaygirl2005 January 9, 2017

Shart

When u shit and fart simultaneously. Normally when u have explosive diarreagh.

Past tense: shared

Alex screamed, "Oh no! I just sharted in my pants!"

by Walking Dictionary wizard January 26, 2018