Sam

Wasteman. Pussy. A childish yute. Sam is regularly known to be told to Suck Out.

“Yo Sam” , Friend says. “What?”, Sam says. “Suck ouuutt”, friend says loudly. End of script.

by Dondadda99 November 23, 2021

Sam

Sam… that man with the biggest penis ever. Always swimming in women 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Most likely rich when he is older will most likely be famous. When he walks into a room everyone claps and stares and this absolute beast of a human being he is strong smart funny sexy and loves the smell of petrol he has a few pets and hates school. Sam is a great man 😃

I Bet You his name is Sam

Yeah his penis is definitely bigger than mine

by Bolloxkingotoolegetinthedoor November 23, 2021

Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021

sam

the type of guy you see out your window carrying a bunch of fruits on his head every morning . has broken legs . calls everyone gay even tho he is gay.

hi im sam , do you like coconuts ?

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021

Sam

Sam is the most annoying person ever. They are most likely really selfish and doesn’t care about others. He always think they are the best and above others when they are really not

Sam get a life man!

by Anonymous19384738 November 23, 2021

Sam

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Sam is gay”
“We been knew”

by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021

Sam

Corjugate Morjugate

“Did Sam remember to corjugate morjugate?”
“Of course, and don’t be redundant.”

by Squippp November 23, 2021