Reverse Jesus

When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.

Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."

by yoitsjulia September 12, 2020

Reverse Layup

The sexual act in which a male "tucks" his genitals between his legs, bends over, and proceeds to receive oral sex from his partner.

How was your night?

Not bad, I got a reverse layup from tonya

by Tonya Lover August 13, 2012

Reverse Creeping

(v) A specific condition that takes place during the practiced art of creeping in which a party leads another party into actively creeping on the first party for the first party's social, financial or sexual gain. Usually reverse creeps' schemes are carefully thought out, to the point of obsession, to maximize the creep factor, and more times than not, the creep factor ends up overriding the master scheme after the true nature of the reverse creeper is reviled. Most often manifests in lonely, nerdy, slightly good looking young males, but has been known to also occur in the corresponding females in rare cases.

Boy: How's that dude you were creeping on?

Girl: It's weird. He said yesterday that he was planning our first date for a long time, but we only officially met a week ago.

Boy: He was totally reverse creeping on you!

by AttilatheNun January 10, 2011

Reverse Rosenbaum

When you get raped by 5 men.

I'm the only conservative in this classroom, they're gonna give me a Reverse Rosenbaum.

by M&Marrio November 18, 2021

The Reverse Woodchipper

Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.

Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.

by Kingdom winning June 14, 2011

Reverse Onus

A sexual position similar to doggy style but where the person on the bottom has to do all the work.

"I thought I could take a break and just do doggy style but he reverse onused me".

by rachelike89 April 9, 2013

reverse typhlosion

The reverse typhlosion is the act of pouring cheap tequila down your lover's ass crack, proceeding to set it aflame, with the sole intention of fucking the fire away. (you look like the pokemon in the process.)

Bruce feels something wet dripping down his beautiful ass crevasse when suddenly it goes up in flame. In a fit of lust Bruce's lover Brunswick Thunder-Thrust jabs his mighty fuckstick into his ass crack to eliminate the fire. What a fucking reverse typhlosion that was.

by CarpetFucker April 15, 2014