Richard

There will be a day you meet yourself a Richard who swings you like a ragdoll in bed

blow your checks out like how he motor blows your tits slap his dick in your face and bust a nut

but it'll all be worth it for the sweet new car you got from letting him do you in every imaginable sex position

known to men for hours on end then you break thing off because you can't help but want to bail since getting the car
but over turn that thought and stay with Richard because after all who can bang like that not anyone else you've meet plus they are usually loaded

I'd like to meet a Richard one day

by Handcoxk December 26, 2023

Richard

Richard is s beautiful and an amazing person to be around, everything about him is alluring to me. He deserves everything i'd give him the world if i could. he is simply the sweetest person on earth and cares about everyone his girlfriend is very lucky to have him. he pushes people to be their best.

boy: i dont know what you see in him, im much better

his girlfriend: my love for richard is not for you to see he has a pure soul and a beautiful smile.

boy: whatever richard isnt all that.

The girlfriend: youre right hes all that and more BOY BOOM.

by richiesgirlfrienddd January 8, 2024

cold richard

richard is cold

oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!

by anonymous February 1, 2024

Richard

Someone that sharts on the train on their way to work.

I one hundo p think that guy Richard on his way in today.

by Thirsty4907 February 6, 2024

Richard

Really tall light skin with a small penis who is spoiled rich by his mom and thinks he's so cool but is gonna grow up to be a broke bum

Look at Richard he a bitch fr

by Namedefler360 November 21, 2023

Richard poe

Oldest person known to exist. Favorite hobbies are posting cringe instagram stories and reminiscing about Jenna

“Richard poe is Adam pro max”

“Richard poe is the Father of Adam and eve”

by Pedri8 November 21, 2023

Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023