queef bag

immature boys who may be younger or older then you and think its cool to be a dick. they are usually ugly or unpopular and try to act tough on the internet but when you really get to know them they act all nice sweet and kind then BAM back to the dick phase. they think therye hot shit when they act dickish with there friends but really there just making it worse for them. they think they can get any girl in bed, when really they can only get lonely desperate sluts who are sadly misguided. most of them have chodes, and act like man whores but are deep down prude. dont fuck with them or theyll get there parents on your ass or get there 'older brother' on you, since they cant fight worth shit.

immatue guys.
guy; hey babe wanna get it on ?
gurl; UH NO ya queef bag!

by babybaby12 February 18, 2010

Quamf

Used to descibe the feeling of satisfaction after eating. Coined by Richard John Gowers (aka Bud).

"That burger really quamfed me"

by Sue Donym July 2, 2004

Queef king

a noun, of a male whom is the king of all Queefs women make, often to give a title of a transsexual, or both genders, of which they too may Queef, making them superior are the rightful king of Queefs as no woman can.

" ellie i am the king of queefs hear me man flarp", "and my name is Queef king emma"

by luke brunyee May 15, 2009

queef

Blow out the candles
Make a fish
It's like a fart
But smells like fish

It's 6 o'clock, it's time for a queef!

by boohiss August 10, 2003

queef

(Kuh-weef) N. 1) The Fart noise made by the outflux of air from the vagina. Tone and range depends on size of penis used during intercourse and the length of vaginal lips. Longer lips deliver a deeper tone as shorter lips give off a shorter sharp tone. 2) Anyone who wears socks with sandals. 3) John Kerry, Al Gore and any other democrat who is completely devoid of a personality. 4) A Hamburger patty made from a combination of Quayle and Beef (See also Beefalo). 5) The Queen of France.

queef
1) I pounded your mom so hard that she queefed so loud that my clapper turned the lights on.
2) Dude no wonder your mom cheats on your dad. He's a total queef.
3) You both lost to "W"? God you guys are Queefs.
4) Wow Bill, this Queef burger is fantastic. Got any honey mustard?
5) All hail the Queef. Long live the Queef!

by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

Queef

an explosion of air from the vagina, the flaps often expel the trapped air with a vibrato sound much like a violin.

by milton July 8, 2003

queef

Refering to the person or the sound produced by one who is consciously capable of sucking air into their vagina and expelling it in a manner such that it resembles the sound of a fart.

While Jimmy was unaware at the time, the reason his mother sounded like someone blowing across an empty bottle every time she wore a dress on a windy day, was because she was a queef.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003