Hayden Posey

A white kid with a Big Cock

That kid Hayden Posey is one redneck motherfucker, but he sure has a big pecker

by FatBeanerFromHachie September 22, 2021

Stegosaurus Pose

When you put multiple Doritos or tortilla chips in your butt crack

I got drunk last night and sent Katelyn a picture of me doing the stegosaurus pose.

by Cammarselle July 10, 2022

NASCAR poser

A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)

Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!

by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022

Stupid Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

Jojo Pose

When engaging in masturbation, the individual proceeds to enter a stance similar to that of the iconic pose from JoJos Bizarre Adventures. There is a slight bend in the knees, an exaggerated lean backwards, and tight glutes.

*Warning* This pose, when held for long periods of time, can lead to extreme muscle soreness as the accumulation of sweat in the form of a puddle around the feet so remain diligent and so not slip.(I have done that).

You-"Damn bro I'm mad sore in my glutes"
Friend-"What did you do for that to happen?"
You-"When I was beatin last night, I struck and held the Jojo Pose for 2 and a half hours(Real story)

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water

Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit

by Je suis Sus April 16, 2018

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018