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Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.
Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022
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parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.
I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.
by JenDizzle March 6, 2012
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Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food
guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick
by W00fomatic November 9, 2009
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angry pirate

When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg
I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.
by bigjohnsdef August 20, 2016
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Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
by condigityy June 11, 2015
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Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.
"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"
by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020
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Pirates eyeball

Drink, a batch of man jizz/semen, a shot of white rum with a pin prick of blood on top served in a shot glass.
Ayyyyeeee this pirates eyeball is salty
by P1990 August 22, 2020
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