Michigan pineapple burrito 

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

Michigan pineapple burrito by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011

Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

Massage the Pineapple by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea 

Spongebob squarepants

Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jayden: Nobody cares

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea by EarthlingGod1729 March 18, 2022

Throw a pineapple at a wall 

To ejaculate on a wall

I'm going to go throw a pineapple at a wall real quick.

Throw a pineapple at a wall by LEO VULTARE December 13, 2016

you ugly pineapple 

It means that you should stop and look in a mirror to see something that is worst than all of the trash that is polluting the ocean

Barry: Ur mom gay
You: You ugly pineapple
Barry: DEATH

you ugly pineapple by Ugly Pineapple June 1, 2018

dingle pineapple 

Similar to a dingle berry but considerably more fecal material matted to the anal hairs.

My dog was terribly embarrased by the dingle pineapple stuck to her arse that she refused to get out of her bed.

dingle pineapple by Flatus in BA April 19, 2009

my gender is pineapple 

genderless, or nonbinary, such is a phrase to use when someone assumes ur gender, it is a referance to a meme that goes somthing like this "did u just asume my gender??!!?? for all u know i could identify as a pineapple!!!"

cis gendered person:hey girl sup?~
gender queer person: actually i'm not a girl, my gender is pineapple-

my gender is pineapple by UrLocalQueerBoi October 28, 2020